Turns out that one simple line of code at line 270 Breaks my Website. Here's how:

I have a dynamic variable (written by a freelancer) that allows the insertion of the menu link name into the Item text, that same variable can also be used to call unique images into the displayed Item at Read More.

Here's an example:

By example:Five Menu Links:1) Rye2) Wheat3) Matza4) Pumpernickel3) WhiteTypical Item text in the admin side:

My bread taste good, especially my [Bread] bread.

 

Clicking the menu link Matza would yield this, both in the category view and the Read more view:

My bread taste good, especially my Matza bread.

 

With the line 270 substitution, the category view reads Matza, but the Read more view reads "White" and the White images are called, not Matza.

 

Who'd Thunk?

 

So no Read more in a new tab. :(